DEVICE AUTOPSY REPORT

Find out how long your device has left - and how to save it

1,247 devices autopsied today

1. Which device is on its deathbed?

💻 Laptop (Windows/Mac)
📱 Smartphone (iPhone/Android)
📱 Tablet

2. What's it doing? (Check all that apply)

🔌 Randomly shuts down
🔋 Battery dies in <1 hour
🔊 Grinding/clicking noises
💙 Blue Screen of Death
🔥 Overheats like a frying pan
🐌 Slower than your grandma

3. How old is it?

👶 <1 year
🧑 1-3 years
🧓 4+ years

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